Two Morton Downey Jr. promo clips to send you into the weekend, screaming and clawing to get away from the poisonous memories of WWOR from Secaucus and its favorite son. I'd forgotten the tagline: "I'll insult everything but your intelligence." Yeah, right. The second clip is a longer, more elaborate thing called "The World According to Morton." Funny as a crutch which, somehow, really does make it funny.
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