Above, meet Ann-Margret's not very talented sister, the singer. NOT. Unbelievably, it's actually Ann-Margrock herself, age 16, on Ted Mack's Amateur Hour (the mid-century 'America's Got Talent'). If anyone ever told me that the teenage Ann-M was sexless, uncharismatic and devoid of any of the natural--er--assets that comprise the Ann-M we all know and love, I'd have scoffed (whatever that truly means) at their short-sightedness and insisted that stars are born stars and don't simply develop into them once given the opportunity. I'm wrong. Go fig.